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My Name Is Memphis Tennessee And I Am Part Lizard

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
carnival-phantasm
castellankurze

The Gimli Glider is one of those stories where every aspect sounds more fake than the last and yet it all actually happened.

-A passenger plane was underloaded with fuel because Canada had just converted to the metric system and everyone supposed to double check their numbers got it wrong.
-When the plane ran out of fuel they were too far away to make it to an in-service airport and had to head towards the Gimli military base.  Which was shuttered.
-They were coming in to fast due to a lack of flaps control and had to perform a series of slips (as shown in the video above) to slow down, basically drifting a giant passenger plane.
-As they come down they realized that just because Gimli’s been decommissioned doesn’t mean it’s abandoned because a bunch of people are having drag races on the runway they’re about to need.
-Despite everything they managed to land safely and no one was killed or even hurt which is why it’s one of the best air disasters to meme on.

zanmor

The Wikipedia page on this is fantastic and my favorite line from it is “Flying with all engines out was never expected to occur, so it had never been covered in training.”

lesferatu

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Nice

dat-soldier
lastoneout

when florence and the machine said "I find that happiness is an extremely uneventful subject" and when romeo x juliet said "a simple life with you would be paradise" and johnathan coulton said "it's okay, I like you in glasses" and everything everywhere all at once said "in another life I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you"

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tinyforestshark

How you doing friend

lastoneout

realizing more and more as I grow older that a mundane and imperfect life shared with the people I love is all I could ever really want or need and that I'm so thankful for the chance to experience it hbu

chidorinnnnn
bemusedlybespectacled:
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“Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…
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vintageeveryday

Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…

shennong

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agitatedghost

I love the 1940’s emojis, it reminds me of like modern shitposts

bemusedlybespectacled

genuinely love how lipton was already meta about beverage advertising in the fucking 40s. “your husband will not divorce you for making shitty tea and he won’t get back with you for making good tea. literally all that will happen is that the tea will taste better.”

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myclericalromance

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.